What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?
Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.
my brain: wait
my brain: what if mad eye moody survived and got to be like this awkward cranky old grandpapa for teddy lupin
me: oh no
my brain: because tonks would ask him
my brain: and just imagine alastor moody giving a crying infant child rambling lectures on the defensive merits of a tactical silence
me: noooO oOOOO oo
my brain: and using his magical eye to check under the bed for monsters because teddy asked him to
me: NO o O NNoooOOo
my brain: and being a complete grump and refusing to have a cup of tea from lupin or tonks but when teddy offers him anything he always takes it and gives everyone a look just daring them to say something about it
me: oh gOD NO
my brain: and saying inappropriately scary things to teddy that make tonks shake her head and moody just looks at teddy and winks with his good eye and the boy giggles and changes his hair to match moody's and tries to wink back and
me: WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY THIS IS NOT OKAY